Porn Is a Fantasy

I was watching some porn. Shocker, right? On Pornhub, there are those little ads on the side, and one of them was something regarding Ron Jeremy. I hit full screen so that I wouldn’t have to see his ugly mug. Then, I lost myself in a wonderful fantasy for some 30 odd minutes.

No, I wasn’t touching myself the entire time. Yes, I’m familiar with edging, a technique anyone can use to reach close to climax, relax, breathe, and then get back to it. No, this article is not about my porn surfing. Just “hold tight” for a second…

Once I was done, I began to wonder about Ron Jeremy and all the pills his ad was claiming did whatever the hell they were supposed to do. I didn’t even know if he was still alive. I’ve never seen one of his movies. Figuring the pills were totally fake, since I understand that no pill can make a penis larger, I decided to Google Jeremy; I mean, like him or not, like porn or not, everyone knows the name Ron Jeremy, but does anyone know anything about him?

Purportedly, he starred in over 1,700 films. Supposedly, he performed with over 4,000 women. The common consensus was that he performed well, but good porn sex is not good real sex. Porn sex is a fantasy; that’s what this article is about.

First of all, porn, professional porn, is written, shot, and edited. Edited, people, so while anyone can learn to edge, the truth is…