Dogs Can’t Sniff out Covid-19 — You’re Stupid

Dogs can’t sniff out Covid-19 — you’re stupid!

First of all, we have screening processes. Why would you introduce dogs into the mix? Because they can sniff out cancer?

They can’t. Both the WHO and the CDC claim there is zero evidence of this.

Second of all, dogs can catch the virus. Do you want to expose dogs to the virus? Do you want to introduce their handlers to the virus?

Third of all, it’s a waste of fucking money. We have the opportunity to work on treatments. Why waste money on a useless method for identifying a virus when we can already identify it? “Training” dogs to sniff out Covid-19 isn’t free. Research teams actually request government grants.

You pay for those grants with your taxes, you schmuck.

Hey! Let’s train dogs to sniff out coding errors!

Dogs will never sniff out Covid-19, and you’re stupid if you think they will. You’re even more stupid if you think they should, and frankly, it should be considered animal cruelty.

Don’t like being called stupid? Stop being stupid. You’re probably the moron who isn’t wearing a mask. Donald Trump doesn’t wear a mask. You’re no better than Donald Trump.